Attention!

As stated in Dave Barry's Blog, there is apparently going to be some sort of game here today.

Dave starts the coverage here with important information such as:

"SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR MEN: I assume you will be watching on a brand-new high-definition TV with an 11-foot-diagonal screen delivering a picture so enormously lifelike that, to comprehend what you are seeing, you have to watch from your driveway."

"SMALL TVS CAUSE CANCER, STUDY SHOWS"

"The big question on everybody's mind, of course, is: What is the danger that we, as a nation, will be exposed to Prince's nipple?"

"GAME ADVISORY: The football-game portion of the Super Bowl is currently projected to start sometime either late tonight or tomorrow morning. Tickets are no longer available, but U.S. Rep. Tom Tancredo has invited everybody to watch the game with him at his winter getaway home in Hialeah, ''Casa Tancredo.'' He promises to ''ride the flamingo,'' whatever that means." (After all, Dave is -very- political. :P)

All in all, the article is a great read and too funny. Check it out. :)