More Dave Barry goodness

Dave Barry: St. Paul, we hardly knew ye - 09/04/2008 - MiamiHerald.com:
"ST. PAUL -- The Republican convention reached a dramatic conclusion Thursday night when, moments after John McCain finished his triumphant acceptance speech, nets high above the convention floor opened up and released thousands upon thousands of red, white and blue golf balls.
''We thought we'd try something a little different,'' one convention planner said later, as wounded delegates were carried out on stretchers, some of them still clutching PROSPERITY signs. ``Next time we are definitely going back to the balloons.''"