South Florida suffers from a terrible illness that affects many, many (how many was unclear at press time, but we're certain the number is vast - possibly in the hundreds!!!!) students every day...
SDS - SUDDEN DOWNPOUR SYNDROME
SDS occurs whenever children are minding their own business, happily playing kickball at P.E., when suddenly...from no where (nevermind that there's yet another of the million tropical storms we have looming off the coast somewhere)... the sky opens up and RAIN COMES POURING DOWN ON THEIR UNSUSPECTING HEADS!!!!
Folks, this is a tragedy that can strike at any time.
But it really sucks when your team is losing and you haven't gotten to kick yet. :)
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