Q. Why was baby Superman the only kid at the playground?
A. The sign said supervision required.
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Q. Which Star Wars character travels around the world?
A. Globi-wan Kenobi!
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Q. Why did Mrs. Crow have such a huge phone bill?
A. She made too many long-distance caws.
Compliments of my Caedyn who scours 3 different kids' magazine subscriptions every month to bring the biggest groaners to our household! :)
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Wow! I am assuming this is to me...if so, I am flattered!
It's late, so I only have time for the punchlines of these Scottish dirty jokes. You'll just have to imagine the set-ups. : )
"It's not a bagpipe, but don't stop playing."
"Of course she's served millions--she's a McDonald."
"She's in the distillery making Johnny Walker red."
--Sean
Duh! Of course it's you. How many Sean's are leaving jokes on my blog?
Thanks! Caedyn giggled like crazy over these. Steve's actually the one that was getting them right. :)
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