Farmer John was having the new parish preist over for lunch to get to know him and his lovely wife, and he was a bit apprehensive because he had that very morning arranged for the services of a stud bull to service his two heifers. He could not monitor the progress himself, so he told his chief farmhand, Zeke, to watch and report on the proceedings.
During the lunch with the very proper Reverend Primly and his equally correct wife, Zeke came bursting in with the news, "Boss! Boss! The bull just screwed the hell out of the white cow!"
There was an awkward silence in the room, and Farmer John excused himself to talk to Zeke. "Zeke, that's great, but you can't say 'screwed' in front of the Reverend! When you want to report something like that, use a substitute word, like, 'surprised.' Okay?"
Zeke nodded, embarassed. "Okay, Boss. Sorry, Boss," he mumbled, and returned to the fields.
Not thirty minutes later, he came bursting back in to interrupt the dessert service and said, Boss! Boss! The bull just..." he stopped, looking at the Reverend.
Farmer John interjected smoothly, "Yes, Zeke? Did the bull surprise the red cow this time?"
Zeke blinked, and said, "Surprised the red cow? I'd say so--he just screwed the hell out of the white one again!"
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Funny! Thank you!
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