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The Friar needed a new bell ringer since the first had passed in the tragic accident. He posted an ad and, sure enough, got a response.
Imagine his surprise when the man who showed up was the spitting image of the first employee!
"Well! You look just like my last man," The Friar said. "Even down to the missing arms. I assume you use your face as well?"
"I do, sir. May I get to work?"
"Of course." The Friar led the second man to his belfry and let him get to work.
Sure enough, the same fate awaited this second employee. He, too, fell to his death late in the first day. The police came around again to investigate.
"Friar, do you know the name of this man?" The Coroner showed the Friar the dead man's face.
"No, I never learned his name. But he's a dead ringer for the first guy."


1 comment:
Ouch!
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