Okay, do a quick google search of the term "saggy pants" and sift through the news items that come up. You'll get a few, believe me.
The latest city to work on banning these horrible, offensive, criminal pants down here is Opa-Locka. I grew up in Carol City which is right next to Opa. In fact, my grandparents lived in Opa, and I spent just as much time there while growing up as in Carol City. I gotta tell you, this isn't a recent fashion trend. Kids were wearing their pants like this eleven years ago when we moved back down to Florida to stay with my parents.
Now. Riddle me this.
I live in South frickin' Florida where it's not uncommon to see chicks running around in bikinis. Not just on the beach, mind you, but around the neighborhood, because it gets really friggin hot. We've got girls running around in shorts so tiny that they leave NOTHING to the imagination. We've got 'em running around in those little bikini-top style tops with their boobs half hanging out.
Of course, those are women. Women who aren't predominantly black, but also white and latino.
So, I guess that's less offensive, and let's not forget that it's also not less attractive.
Cuz after all. Boxer shorts don't scream sexy.
Do I see young men wearing these pants and want to scream, "Pull your damn pants up!"? Well, yeah.
But this is America, so I can respect their rights to want to look retarded.
After all, I watch football games, and I gotta tell you, those guys with the huge beer bellies hanging out covered in paint make me wanna scream, "Put a friggin shirt on!".
Can we go after those guys next?
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